{"id":103,"date":"2013-05-20T18:23:03","date_gmt":"2013-05-20T18:23:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dylanmaddalena.com\/?p=103"},"modified":"2013-05-20T18:23:03","modified_gmt":"2013-05-20T18:23:03","slug":"i-dreamed-i-met-this-person","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/dylanmaddalena.com\/?p=103","title":{"rendered":"I dreamed I met this person"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was at a fundraising event last weekend and met this girl at the food table. Really, I was just going in for a snack, but got stuck sizing up this attractive girl I didn&#8217;t know. I actually never got her name, and had to do some stuff. Figuring I&#8217;d find her a little later (which never happened), I totally left. But&#8230; Before I left, a camera was shoved in our faces and we made the best of it, providing proof she does, in fact, exist. Which is good, because I didn&#8217;t get any food either. Whiffed on both counts. 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Really, I was just going in for a snack, but got stuck sizing up this attractive girl I didn&#8217;t know. I actually never got her name, and had to do some stuff. 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