I was at a fundraising event last weekend and met this girl at the food table. Really, I was just going in for a snack, but got stuck sizing up this attractive girl I didn’t know. I actually never got her name, and had to do some stuff. Figuring I’d find her a little later (which never happened), I totally left. But… Before I left, a camera was shoved in our faces and we made the best of it, providing proof she does, in fact, exist. Which is good, because I didn’t get any food either. Whiffed on both counts. This is what my memory looks like:

Dreamed I Met Her